Hi. My name is Cleo. I am a cat. My caretaker (useful primarily as a source of food and rub downs on command -- let's just call her C.T.) has decided to try to train me to use the toilet. Again. The last time she tried, I was but a kitten. I refused. In her frustration with me, C.T. gave up. Wise choice.
But, just last week a package came in the mail. It was the "Feline Evolution" cat toilet training system and the box had a picture of a fat cat sitting on a toilet. Upon closer examination, the cat looks quite annoyed. I think the cat's name is Tiddles -- a name which, frankly, I find as undignified as seeing a cat sitting on a toilet. I give C.T. a week.
